Resilient

Denic posted in shout that he's been pestering Abso about some boiler-plate application denial responses. So, I thought some "customized guild application denials" would be in order.

Take a sentence from Group A, then one from Group B, and a final from Group C to come up with your "Customized Guild Application Denial".

Group A: Opening Sentences

1. Thank you for applying to Resilient
2. We greatly appreciate your taking time to apply to Resilient
3. Our thanks for coming to our site and filling out an app to join Resilient

Group B: Denial Content

1. Unfortunately, we've learned nothing about you from the 3 sentences you posted.
2. Regrettably, your application lacked all the things we look for in an applicant. Things like your name, your class, your raid experience and your availability.
3. Unfortunately, your application was far to riddled with spelling errors, grammatical errors and other hieroglyphics, making it impossible to decipher. Perhaps if we had our Batman decoder ring, we could make some sense of it.
4. Regrettably you've seemingly spent almost as much time on your character build as you have on your application.
5. We are unable to accommodate your raiding needs at this time.
6. Though it pains us greatly, we must deny your application at this time.
7. Rimming. . . . . . no good. (*Yea Johnny, that one was way off*)
8. We've been pacing the halls for hours trying to come up with a way to tell you this, but no matter how we view it, you're simply bad.
9. Unfortunately our guild is already full of terrible (class name i.e. "hunters") and we just don't have the shoulders to support any more.
10. We feel that we should take as much time reviewing your application as you did posting it, unfortunately we've already invested far more time than that on our denial of your application.

Group C. Statement Closer:

1. Please enjoy the Ulduar expansion and we wish you good luck in your guild search
2. Thank you again for filling out such a wonderful application.
3. Peace out.
4. Though it pains us greatly, we must regrettably deny your application
5. We hope you continue to enjoy the World of Warcraft.

So, a sampling from the above would look like this:

Our thanks for coming to our site and filling out an app to join Resilient. Unfortunately our guild is already full of terrible Paladin's and we just don't have the shoulders to support any more. We hope you continue to enjoy the World of Warcraft.

Ok, now you all go add more to the list pls!

for Group C

"we hope you drown in the pile of your vomit that drinking will cause because of this denial."

Hmmm ... a combination of 1-6-4 would yield:

Thank you for applying to Resilient. Though it pains us greatly, we must deny your application at this time. Though it pains us greatly, we must regrettably deny your application.

Your template needs work!

Some people need to be told twice.

Or 100 times.

Those are far too cordial, Domm.

1: LoL, GtFO Scrub
2: NT Fgt, GTFO
3: Is this a Joke?
4: A well thought out and written application is so rare that it pains us to have to deny your application for trial at this time. Your gear level/Expirience is not currently what we are looking for and with Uludar comming up we really are not looking for a project/-/We are currently overloaded with your class and have ample geared and competent alts ready to fill a spot should we be so desperate. Thank you for taking the time to fill out our application and for choosing <Resilient> as (presumably) one of your top choices. Best of Luck on your search.
5: No
6: Get off our forums or I'll shove a drilldo up your ass

{deleted post} Denic wrote:

Those are far too cordial, Domm.

Yea, thats a failing of mine Denic (one of many).